Day 55: Kim Cattrall

August 21st is Kim Catrall’s 55th birthday. Of all the great characters Kim has played, no-one is more loved than Samantha Jones from Sex and City. Now whether you were a fan of the show or not, you’s have to admit she was the funniest character in the whole series, given classic line such as:

1. Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.

2. Could you shave or something? Blowing you is like getting my teeth flossed.

3. I love the stock market: a room full of screaming, sweaty men, all trying to get it up.

4. I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel!

5. The bad news is you’re fired. The good news is now I can fuck you.

 

Photo Credit: Holmes

 

Red Jacket: Vintage (my mothers)

Black Dress: Bardot

Black and Gold Belt: Vintage (my mothers)

Blonde Wig: Spotlight

Gold Earrings and Necklace: Vintage (my mothers)

Red Earrings: Thailand

Red Shoes: Wittner

 

 

Day 54: Studio 54

DAY 54. Studio 54. Get it? And yes, it may seem as if I’m drunk in the above picture, but in fact am not. I dance on table-tops sober. Charlie Sheen ain’t got nothing on me.

 

Photo credit: The Stephinacci Sequence

 

Black Off-the-Shoulder Top: ASOS (and it’s a dress)

Black Belt: Cotton On 

Midnight Blue Tights: American Apparel

Silver Sequin Shoes: Irene Rubio

Silver Hoop Earrings: Diva

Silver Collar Necklace: Sportsgirl

 

 

Day 53: World Humanitarian Day

August 19 is World Humanitarian Day. When I found this out, the first thing I thought of was the “Human Being” mascot from the TV show Community. This has got to be hands down the creepiest costume I have ever, or will ever, create.

Hide yo’ kids.

 

Photo Credit: Holmes

 

White Suit: Chupa Chups suit from Splendour in the Grass 2010

White Shoes: Big W

White Gloves: Hot Dollar

 

 

Day 52: Andy Samberg

August 18th is Andy Samberg’s birthday. Samberg is most notably known for the hit song “Jizz in my pants” and his work on Saturday Night Live. Some of his best work was done with Justin Timberlake, which is why I have chosen to dress ala “Dick in a box” theme today.

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress. It’s easy to do just follow these steps:

1. Cut a hole in a box

2. Put your junk in that box

3. Make her open the box.

And that’s the way you do it.

 

Photo Credit: Billy Rubin

 

Suit: My brothers

Green T-shirt: Jay Jays

Shoes: Fabiani (My brothers)

Gold Chain: My Mothers

Glasses: Hot Dollar

 

 

Day 51: C-Bomb

So it’s come to this, personal jokes. Today is the last day of a dear friend C-Bomb at work. You may know C-Bomb from such photo credits as this blog. As a dedication to this friendship and the great years spent working with her, our mutual workmate Save Cheerleader thought it would be funny if I dressed up as her on her last day…this then quickly steam-rolled into all the girls in the direct team dressing up as her. To let everyone in on the joke, this is what C-Bomb looks like on a regular basis at work:

Please note the tight ballerina bun, black 50’s cut dress, black cardigan and patent belt. Further to this is the black eye-liner, black opaque tights and patent Wittner heels.

So this is the challenge I, and the team, took on today. Please note that we all got the tick of approval from C-Bomb herself.

Photo Credit: C-Bomb (of course!)

Black Skater Cut Dress: Cotton On

Black Cardigan: Glassons

Black Patent Belt: Cotton On

Black Opaque Tights: ASOS

Black Patent Heels: Wittner (the EXACT same as owned by C-Bomb)

Day 50: Madonna

August 16 is Madonna’s birthday. In honour of this Diva’s ever-changing commitment to re-invent herself and her style, I have chosen to dress in arguably her most notable look. The cone outfit from The Blonde Ambition tour.

This outfit is like a version of that 😉

 

Photo credit: The Stephinacci Sequence

 

Blonde Wig: Spotlight

Black Headset Microphone: Home made (Pipe-cleaner covered in black paper with a microphone wind cover attached)

Corset: Purchased in Italy

Gold Cones: Party Hats

Black Pants: Dangerfield

Black Patent Heels: Wittner

Day 49: Cats

I have had a lot of suggestions around animal themes, so today I thought I would take on the theme of Cats, dressing up as arguably the most famous cat in the world: Keyboard Cat. I was even lucky enough to play off some strays while taking the blog pics.

 

Photo Credit: C-Bomb

 

Cat Ears: IKEA

Grey Dress: Supre

Silver bow belt: ASOS

Black Opaque Tights: ASOS

Grey Sneakers: Big W

Keyboard: Commodore 64 Keyboard overlay

 

 

Day 48: Mila Kunis

August 14th is Mila Kunis’ birthday. Mila Kunis is the costume I’ve been wearing my whole life…or so people tell me. If you don’t know me personally and have been looking at my blog wondering who I remind you of, I hope I’ve helped you out. So today I’ve chosen to dress up as Mila ala Jackie from That 70’s Show.

 

Photo Credit: Wayne Gretski

 

Orange Crochet Top: My mothers

Flare Jeans: Warehouse (Borrowed from Save Cheerleader)

Patent Black and Espadrille Wedges: Steve Madden

 

 

Day 47: International Left Handers Day

August 13 is International Left Handers Day. Yes, I said INTERNATIONAL. So today I have dressed up as the MOST FAMOUS left hander there could possibly be: Ned Flanders. Because as we know, hens love roosters, geese love gander, everyone else loves Ned Flanders….or everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders!

 

Photo Credit: C-Bomb

 

Glasses: Hot Dollar (Crazy Scientist glasses with the lenses popped out)
Green Jumper: H&M
White Shirt: Cotton On
Grey Pants: Valleygirl
Brown Shoes: Apistan (my brothers)

 

 

Day 46: International Youth Day

August 12th is International Youth Day. At first I thought I would dress up as the one eyebrow  baby from The Simpsons, but my brother argued that a baby is too young to be classified as “youth”. I think set my mind on a path to dress up as someone that the youth idolise….and that brought me to Justin Bieber.

Please note: I may just have to upload some of these to LWLLJB.

Photo credit: Billy Rubin

 

Cap: Billabong

Grey Sweater Vest: Promo

Blue and GreyTop: GStar

Jeans: Icebox

Shoes: Hammerhead (my brothers)