Today I officially only have 100 days left of this crazy year-long challenge! As some would say – it’s the final countdown! *cue the Europe song* So that is my theme for today – Final Countdown, which makes me think of the song, which then makes me think of GOB from Arrested Development. GOB, or George Oscar Bluth Jr., is the eldest of the Bluth family, who by trade is a magician. The reason why he is linked to The Final Countdown is because that is his performing theme music within the show. I know I’ve said this before, but if you have yet to watch Arrested Development. Get.On.It.
Last week at The Inappropriate Olympics, I promised my friend MartyPantaloons that the coming Friday I would dress up as Rebecca Black…then we butchered her song as we all drunkenly sang it in the park at 10pm at night. And yes, it is possible to butcher a terrible song so long as you are drunk enough.
Just remember: tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.
Remember when Adam Sandler was funny? Yeah, me too. Well yesterday was his birthday and in honour of his hilarious past I have chosen today to be a Billy Madison theme. Now rather than dress up like Billy himself, I have opted for my favorite scene in the film: the Steve Buscemi scene. No matter what high school you went to, everybody knew a kid in their grade that given enough push could go postal. Just remember: bullying = bad.
With today being Father’s Day, I thought it appropriate to dress as a famous dad. So I’ve picked one of the most notorious both on screen as well as off – Bill Cosby. Not only did he star in his own sitcom as the father of the Huxtable family for 8 seasons, but also released a book on parenthood with such gems as “always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.”
August 21st is Kim Catrall’s 55th birthday. Of all the great characters Kim has played, no-one is more loved than Samantha Jones from Sex and City. Now whether you were a fan of the show or not, you’s have to admit she was the funniest character in the whole series, given classic line such as:
1. Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me.
2. Could you shave or something? Blowing you is like getting my teeth flossed.
3. I love the stock market: a room full of screaming, sweaty men, all trying to get it up.
4. I will not be judged by you or society. I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel!
5. The bad news is you’re fired. The good news is now I can fuck you.
August 12th is International Youth Day. At first I thought I would dress up as the one eyebrow baby from The Simpsons, but my brother argued that a baby is too young to be classified as “youth”. I think set my mind on a path to dress up as someone that the youth idolise….and that brought me to Justin Bieber.
Please note: I may just have to upload some of these to LWLLJB.