October 15 is Global Handwashing Day which automatically made me think of that episode of The Simpsons where he falls in love with his babysitter Laura and she spits on his hand and he claims that he’ll never wash his hand again. Cut to scene of his hand covered in spit, and gum and other gross stuff. So that’s what I’ve dressed up as today.

Photo Credit: The Stephinacci Sequence

Red Top: Sportage

Blue Shorts: Dangerfield

White Socks: Rio

Blue Sequin Shoes: Big W