Late last week a good long-time friend gave birth to her first born. The last we met up I promised her that when she gave birth I would dedicate a post on Theme Me to her and her new motherhood. With that promise I bring you today’s theme of New Mother. I hope she finds this accurately funny 😉

Please note to achieve the vomit on the towel on my shoulder I used tartar sauce, while my singlet stain of choice was Dijon mustard. For the tired eyes I used dark blue eye shadow, and I used only one t-shirt to create the post-birth-giving-bump.

Photo credit: Holmes

White Singlet: Cotton On

Khaki Fisherman pants: Thailand Markets

Red Thongs: Havaianas

Baby: Baby Born