If you were like me and loved the English comedy, Absolutely Fabulous, then there is about a 99.9% chance that Patsy was your favourite. She was the bitch that you loved, no matter how terrible she was to Saffy and everybody in the world other than Eddy.
So if you take this on as a costume there are two very important positives:

• You drink straight from a bottle all night
• You can be as rude to everyone as you like

and it’ll only add to your costume characterisation and get you all of the props.

So source/wear a white suit, turn that owned/bought blonde wig into a beehive and start owning that Patsy attitude from now.

Photo credit: Frosted Tips

Blonde Wig: Ebay

White Suit: Mango (from a Vinnie’s)

Gold Chain Necklace: DIVA

Leopard Print Shoes: Kmart

Cigarette: Homemade from rolled up white paper

Black Cat-eye Sunglasses: Ebay