This is the third time I have taken on a Napoleon Dynamite character costume, but this time, it’s my favourite of all – Kip. I mean how can he not be your favourite when he’s dropping lines like:

“Don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day. ”

“Things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin’ pretty serious.”

“Why do you love me? Why do you need me? Always and forever… We met in a chatroom, now our love can fully bloom… Sure the world wide web is great, but you, you make my salivate… I love technology, but not as much as you, you see… But I STILL love technology… Always and forever. Our love is like a flock of doves, flying up to heaven above… always and forever, always and forever… Why do you need me? Why do you love me? Always and forever… ”

Photo credit: Billy Rubin

Glasses: Big W (My Mother’s)

Moustache: Hot Dollar

White and Blue Striped Polo: Big W

Beige Shorts: Cotton On (My Brother’s)

Blue Socks: Big W

Black Slippers: Big W (My Brother’s)

La Fawnduh Cardboard Sign: Homemade